ALBΞRT

@AlbertBlocks
Speculative Attention Economist || Onchain Retard || Bayesian Extremist
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・09/11/26
One of the greatest stealth Jewish trades of the year is sitting out between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. Repent and reflect on Shabbat Shuvah. Being sidelined on September 11th ain't so bad.
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・09/09/26
Imagine being 2+ years early to the only crypto-native AI platform that achieved product-market fit, and getting your ticket holders to farm the airdrop before was a billion dollar app. $VVV and Venice.ai will continue to dominate as a multi-narrative (AI, privacy, consumer crypto) blockbuster app, but it's only in hindsight that it will seem so obvious.
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・07/22/26
The blockchain an app is using should be invisible and not even a discussion point. Devs mentioning it as a prominent feature or selling point shows a lack of consumer empathy and understanding. Nobody says they use Tinder rather than Grindr because of the AWS Cloud infra and low latency ElastiCache on Redis. It's because they're not gay. 🌈
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・07/15/26
When you play a new game on a different field with the same players, you tend to get the same results. If you get picked last for basketball, you're probably not getting picked early for the volleyball team. If you hold the football too long and get sacked a lot, you're probably eating dirt in rugby too. If you're the underdog in a home game, you're probably at even worse odds in an away game. Similarly, onchain is onchain and the players are pretty much the same across all EVM chains or launchpad-oriented metas. Don't expect to flip the script unless you've fundamentally improved at the game.
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・06/23/26
Zuck is actively trying to mog this app in features and in name.
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・06/01/26
Remember all those memecoins and DAOs here in 2025 that had six figure treasuries? Did those devs drive off into the sunset in Lambos, or did they slow bleed into Hot Wheels?
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・04/18/26
Always remember that it's better to sell into bullish momentum than it is to sell at the nadir of depression. Be as contrarian at local tops as you are when fishing the Mariana Trench of memecoins.
ALBΞRT・@AlbertBlocks・03/25/26
Zachxbt's latest post reveals that the Russians are still using Avalanche for money laundering. https://x.com/zachxbt/status/2036430847986003992 So, yes, there is still hope for the chain and valid use cases. Embrace crime on C-chain.