Blake Sword

Fuck the bears.

I drive like a mill miles/6-7 years and my wife still feels the need to tell me about cars I’m coming up on. I’ve returned the favor by letting her know there are curbs that aren’t in her path and cars in parking spots next to her to make sure she doesn’t hit them like she does when I’m not with her.

I am not sure how to invest my wife.

3 main reasons I chose to have kids. 1. Drugs 2. Makeup 3. Hate rubbers

I always hit on the girls who tell me im insensitive when I make jokes because they actually get me.

Told my wife arena goin up and she put HTF chart in my face. wtf do women always wanna bring up the past.

Practicing my retard face to look at people as equals.

Why it always look like birds had a load blown in their ass right before they decided to shit on your windshield.